Thursday, March 31, 2011
Monday, March 28, 2011
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Sunday, March 20, 2011
|Kona in a Compromising Situation|
(Photo courtesy of Ryan A)
Uh, excuse me...
Do you people mind? I'm trying to clean myself here!
Could I please just have a little space?
And quit snickering. What? Jealous 'cause I'm a lot more flexible than you'll ever be?
Get outta here!
And--hey!--I want exclusive rights to that photo!
Friday, March 18, 2011
Great-grandma Marion A., I love you very much, but I may have missed my flight to the mainland.
My two cousins, Kalau and Ryder, are looking for me.
Can't you folks read my body language? I'm trying to tell you that I'm anxious to get going!
Hey! Am I getting through to you guys?
Where's my cellphone? Gotta call my cuzzes.
Eh, Kalau...Ryder! Can you hear me? Sorry I missed the plane ride. Let me explain.
That Irish coffee was so delicious that I had four cups in a matter of minutes. I must've passed out in the lobby. Funny...I thought coffee is supposed to keep me up!
Next thing I know, I'm under house arrest and being grilled by my mom, dad, grandpa, grandma, and great-grandma Marion A. As you can see, I was trying my bestest to get away from GGMA, but she had a stone cold grip on me. Kept saying that it was for my own good.
After an hour of detention, they finally let me use my cellphone.
So, I'm here on Kauai, and you guys are over in Oregon.
Eh, you think you can save me some Irish coffee?
What?!?! You drank it all up already? Man, you guys humbug!
Hmmpf! I stay all nuha now!
|Dylan Imaikalani Watanabe|
5-Year-Old Paddleboard Champ
(Photo courtesy of Erin and Pua)
03/18/2011 @ 1500 hours
I, Dylan Imaikalani Watanabe, am now departing from Aliomanu Beach, Kauai Island.
In a secret compartment of the hull of my paddleboard, there are ample provisions--dried fruit, macadamia nuts; beef, octopus, and aku jerky; and coconut meat and milk--for a 6-month voyage in the Pacific Ocean.
The continued search for new horizons and high adventures leads me to my latest mission.
I am in hot pursuit of THE GREAT WHITE...
Because I, Dylan Imaikalani Watanabe, am the one and only
P. S. Mom, I'll be home in time for lunch. Please make me my favorites--mac and cheese and chicken nuggets!