|Kona in a Compromising Situation|
(Photo courtesy of Ryan A)
Uh, excuse me...
Do you people mind? I'm trying to clean myself here!
Could I please just have a little space?
And quit snickering. What? Jealous 'cause I'm a lot more flexible than you'll ever be?
Get outta here!
And--hey!--I want exclusive rights to that photo!