|Dragon on a Telephone Pole|
Seattle's Chinatown/International District
(Hawaiian Odysseus photo)
Pssst...hey, you there...yeah, you!
Look, I'm a little embarrassed about something, and I could use your help.
Sure, I look ferocious and everything. I'm a dragon, after all.
And when I leaped up and climbed this pole, oh, what an impressive sight that was! Drew a lot of oohs and aahs from the locals.
But, truth be told, I'm not good with heights.
In fact, I'm just a wuss!
So...I was wondering, my friend. Could you, uh, call 911 for me?
I know the fire department rescues cats from trees.
Uh, could you ask the Fire Chief if they do dragons?