GETTING UP HERE WAS JUST THE HALF OF IT!

Dragon on a Telephone Pole
Seattle's Chinatown/International District
(Hawaiian Odysseus photo)

Pssst...hey, you there...yeah, you!

Look, I'm a little embarrassed about something, and I could use your help.

Sure, I look ferocious and everything.  I'm a dragon, after all.

And when I leaped up and climbed this pole, oh, what an impressive sight that was!  Drew a lot of oohs and aahs from the locals.  

But, truth be told, I'm not good with heights.

In fact, I'm just a wuss!

So...I was wondering, my friend.  Could you, uh, call 911 for me?  

I know the fire department rescues cats from trees.

Uh, could you ask the Fire Chief if they do dragons?