Monday, May 9, 2011

ONE OF NIKE'S FAVORITE CUSTOMERS

Millipede Doing Intervals
(Photo courtesy of Ryan)


Man alive!  That 26.2 meter marathon is a GRIND!

I was doing stellar time until I hit a wall at the 20-meter mark.  

It was all I could do to tell my legs (and legs and legs and legs and legs and legs...ah, you get my drift!) to keep going.

On sheer will power alone, I finished.

14 hours, 23 minutes, 38 seconds.  

Not anywhere near elite performance, but a personal best nonetheless.

And I finished.  That's what truly counts!  I FINISHED!

Up next:  The Hawaiian Multi-Pede Triathlon!

I'm fine-tuning my training...a second interval session each week at Kapaa High School; running in sand at Kealia Beach; hill training up on the Sleeping Giant; and LSD (long, slow distance) running on Sundays around Lihue Airport.

Just wait and see!  

The Kenyan centipedes CAN EAT MY DUST!



Sunday, May 8, 2011

HEY, FELLAHS! WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT?

Divers' Booty
(Photo courtesy of Silas K. Aqui)


What?  You haven't heard?  There's a new bathhouse in town.  And it's free!

No way!  What's the name of it?

Braddah Charlie's Portable Fish Cleaning Sink!

No wonder the fish are lined up for coral blocks around!  Hoo boy!  Hot sauna and massage, here I come!

Uncle Charlie's Portable Fish Cleaning Sink
(Photo courtesy of Silas K. Aqui)

Check out where the fish are hanging out:

Friday, May 6, 2011

DANCING TO THE BEAT OF A DISTANT PAHU DRUM

Dylan and His Aloha Shirt
May Day Program, 2011
(Photo courtesy of Uncle Charlie)


Aloha, everybody!
  
I don't know about you,
but whenever I put on my Aloha shirt...

I feel like doing a HULA KAHIKO!*

Dylan in Hula Kahiko Mode
(Photo courtesy of Uncle Charlie)



*Hawaiian dance in the ancient style; made especially popular by contemporary male hula performers. 

INSEPARABLE

Kalaunuiohua with His Bag of Poi
(Photo courtesy of Erin and Pua)


TIGHT AND THICK LIKE SUPERGLUE--

A KANAKA AND HIS BAG OF POI!


Monday, May 2, 2011

WHEW! I'M EXHAUSTED!

Squirrel--Taking Five
(Photo courtesy of Ryan)



It's hard work

stashing MY NUTS!


                                          

OSAMA BIN LADEN UPDATE

MUPS (Manta Underwater Postal Service) Courier
(Photo courtesy of Ryan)


Manny here...Manny of Manta Underwater Postal Service!  

Just cruising by to give you an abbreviated update.

OBAMA - 1

OSAMA - 0

                      



Tuesday, April 26, 2011

GETTING UP HERE WAS JUST THE HALF OF IT!

Dragon on a Telephone Pole
Seattle's Chinatown/International District
(Hawaiian Odysseus photo)


Pssst...hey, you there...yeah, you!

Look, I'm a little embarrassed about something, and I could use your help.

Sure, I look ferocious and everything.  I'm a dragon, after all.

And when I leaped up and climbed this pole, oh, what an impressive sight that was!  Drew a lot of oohs and aahs from the locals.  

But, truth be told, I'm not good with heights.

In fact, I'm just a wuss!

So...I was wondering, my friend.  Could you, uh, call 911 for me?  

I know the fire department rescues cats from trees.

Uh, could you ask the Fire Chief if they do dragons?