Showing posts with label Kalaunuiohua. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kalaunuiohua. Show all posts

Thursday, October 13, 2011

POI BOY (YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT!)

Kalaunuiohua--Ceremonial Poi Pounder
(Photo courtesy of Erin and Pua)

I knew it was gonna be just a matter of time...

...before my mother gave me 
"THE LECTURE!"

"Kalau,"  she said,
"You're a big boy now...
If you want to eat poi,
You gotta fetch for yourself!"

So here I am, folks, just pounding the beat...
...uh, poi!

Ah, for the good old days when things were a bit easier...


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DEJA VU!

 Kalaunuiohua Has Plenty to Celebrate!
(Photo courtesy of Erin and Pua)

You know, it's really true what they say...

Time really does fly!

Why, it seems like a lifetime ago when I was doing this very thing!

Kalaunuiohua--Truly, over a lifetime ago...
(Photo courtesy of Erin and Pua)

A HANDSOME HAWAIIAN'S SECRET WEAPONS

Dylan Imaikalani, Ryder Silas, and Kalaunuiohua
(Photo courtesy of Erin and Pua)

Yes, I have to admit...
I do alright with the girls.

I have this winning smile;
a friendly personality;
charisma, charm, and cha-cha...

and...

...my secret weapon
 for attracting the babes...

THESE TWO KOLOHI GUYS!

Saturday, September 3, 2011

YOU KNOW YOU'RE HAWAIIAN WHEN...

Kalaunuiohua, GGMA, and New Friend
(Courtesy of Erin and Pua)


You know you're Hawaiian when...

Your great-grandmother

feeds you

something BIGGER than you!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

HEY! HELLO? I'M OVER HERE!

Kalaunuiohua having a heart-to-heart session with a good friend.
(Photo courtesy of Erin and Pua)

You know, Kimo, I'm really baring my soul to you here.  

The least you could do is have better eye contact with me.


Wednesday, May 18, 2011

TWO EGGS IN A BASKET

Cousins Ryder and Kalaunuiohua
Relaxing at their Wailua Homesteads Estate
(Photo courtesy of Erin and Pua)


Wow, Kalau!  This is awesome!  We found the green Treasure Egg!  Kalau...uh, KALAU?

Wha'?  Oh, sorry, cuz!  I was just trippin'.  You know, it doesn't get better than this!

Huh?

Serendipity, Ryder, serendipity.

Kalau, you younger than me, but ever since Braddah Dylan gave you that Kindle, you've been reading tons of books and spitting out these watermelon-size words!  What does SEREN-DIPPITY DOO DAH mean?

Serendipity...it's being mindful of the moment when one accidentally discovers something wonderful or meaningful...kinda like finding an invisible Treasure Egg!

What you trying to tell me?  You just laid an egg?

Sorta...but it's an IDEA EGG.

Okay, I give...Lay it on me, brah!  LAY IT ON ME...ha-ha, cuz, I made a funny!  Is that seren...seren...ah, you know what I mean!

Yeah, I guess so.  But here's MY serendipity.  We may never have this moment again in our lives, Ryder.

What moment is that, Kalau?

When we as men can feel secure in our identity.

Huh?  Whatcha mean by that?

Someday, when we're much older, we will look at a photograph taken of us this very day and deny the moment by joking and acting shame.

Huh?

That I was a cute blue-eared bunny dressed in camou, a cast-off member of the Village People, hooking up with a Hot Chick!







Friday, May 6, 2011

INSEPARABLE

Kalaunuiohua with His Bag of Poi
(Photo courtesy of Erin and Pua)


TIGHT AND THICK LIKE SUPERGLUE--

A KANAKA AND HIS BAG OF POI!