Annoyed and Vigilant Critter
(Photo courtesy of Ryan)
Alright...
Who's the Facebook joker
who just poked me?
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Saturday, May 28, 2011
THE PERFECT SUCCESSOR
Ryder Silas
(Photo courtesy of Bryson and Lele)
Here's the dilemma:
The E*Trade baby is getting too big for his diapers.
I think I can help the ad agency out.
What do YOU think?
If you agree, please write the E*Trade people and attach this blog post--my resume--for their consideration.
Mahalo! Until next time, this is Ryder Silas--
Peace. Out.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
JURASSIC PARK SHOUTOUT
Dylan and Ryan
(Photo courtesy of Amber)
ALOHA, FLY FISHING ENTHUSIASTS!
WANNA HOOK UP WITH US?
Saturday, May 21, 2011
DYLAN'S LOW RESISTANCE ABDOMINAL WORKOUT
Dylan's Award-Winning Ab Workout
With a Spot from DAD!
(Photo courtesy of Erin and Pua)
Hi, my good-looking friends!
Today, I want to demonstrate my world-famous DYLAN'S ABDOMINAL WORKOUT.
Having a strong, healthy core is vital to good health and longevity. Especially in Hawaii, where we love to eat, exercise that firms up the abdominal region is so important!
So, follow these steps, and I GUARANTEE you are going to see results in 90 days!
1) Find a well-cushioned area to lie down on...in this case, I found the perfect spot--my dad's tummy.
2) Cross one leg over the opposite leg.
3) Put your hands behind your head.
4) For extra challenge and exertion, add some resistance. Here, I've placed my faithful companion--Octavius the Octopus--on my right upper thigh.
5) GRIN a lot! Grinning burns even more calories, especially important after eating my mom's good cooking.
6) Make sure your spotter has secured your extended leg. You don't want to pull any muscles.
7) Final step? Just lie there until you and your spotter fall asleep!
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
TWO EGGS IN A BASKET
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| Cousins Ryder and Kalaunuiohua Relaxing at their Wailua Homesteads Estate (Photo courtesy of Erin and Pua) Wow, Kalau! This is awesome! We found the green Treasure Egg! Kalau...uh, KALAU? Wha'? Oh, sorry, cuz! I was just trippin'. You know, it doesn't get better than this! Huh? Serendipity, Ryder, serendipity. Kalau, you younger than me, but ever since Braddah Dylan gave you that Kindle, you've been reading tons of books and spitting out these watermelon-size words! What does SEREN-DIPPITY DOO DAH mean? Serendipity...it's being mindful of the moment when one accidentally discovers something wonderful or meaningful...kinda like finding an invisible Treasure Egg! What you trying to tell me? You just laid an egg? Sorta...but it's an IDEA EGG. Okay, I give...Lay it on me, brah! LAY IT ON ME...ha-ha, cuz, I made a funny! Is that seren...seren...ah, you know what I mean! Yeah, I guess so. But here's MY serendipity. We may never have this moment again in our lives, Ryder. What moment is that, Kalau? When we as men can feel secure in our identity. Huh? Whatcha mean by that? Someday, when we're much older, we will look at a photograph taken of us this very day and deny the moment by joking and acting shame. Huh? That I was a cute blue-eared bunny dressed in camou, a cast-off member of the Village People, hooking up with a Hot Chick! |
Sunday, May 15, 2011
GOOD LOOKING OUT, DYLAN!
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| Dylan and Kalau (Photo courtesy of Erin and Pua) Dad! Mom! HELP ME! Kalau escaped from Mom's tummy! |
Saturday, May 14, 2011
LESS IS MORE
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| Tucker the Cat (Hawaiian Odysseus photo) What? Oh, you want me to move?  Tucker the Cat (Hawaiian Odysseus photo) Alright... How's that? |
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